Reader Amer Pie China Song

I think you'll get a kick out of this latest interpretation of the song Bye, Bye Miss American Pie - about how everything we buy, buy in America is MADE IN CHINA.

listen BUY, BUY AMERICAN PIE, YouTube
by Capitol Steps

A long, long time ago
we used to get our food home grown
and toothpaste used to make you smile

It used to be you'd shop with ease
never eating antifreeze
You'd plan to keep on living quite awhile

But now our goods are all delivered
from somewhere on the Yangtze River
No none knows the source there
so you might find some horse hair

But if corporations make a buck
they don't give a flying... Peking duck
And with this system we get stuck
today it makes you sigh

Now when you buy, buy an American pie
your grandma didn't bake it
it was made in Shanghai
where they engineered the apples to be juicy not dry

But the crust is made of cardboard and lye
don't feed it to your dog
he might die

Now did you eat a Tasty Cake
and did it make your stomach ache?
I could have said "I told you so"

And the reason you are looking wan
is some guy took bribes in Sichuan
so you just bit into little Debbie's toe

And now the toys you bought from Fisher Price
have toxins deemed unsafe for mice
and Elmo tends to wheeze
cus he's laced with PCBs

But of all my problems seen so far
when I see my cheap new DVR
I'll even brush my teeth with tar

And you will see that I'll
buy, buy from some young guy
I drive a Chevy and it's heavy
but the price is too high

Soon twenty bucks will buy a car from Shanghai
and honey that'll be the day we all die

~ written & performed by the Capitol Steps

Thanks a million for sending that satirical song - it's great. But, of course, it's not just about us in America buy, buying everything made in China; it's also about China buy, buying America - with money made from us buy, buying from them.

Although the song is hilarious, the concept of treasonous politicians selling America down the river to the Communist Chinese isn't funny at all - it's dead serious.

PS - Here's a chain-letter-email that was circulating around about a month ago: ANYTHING MADE IN AMERICA?